this one thing
This garment is not sized.
Limited quantities available.
$145.00 plus sales tax & USPS Flat Rate shipping
How long is each conversation? What are we going to talk about?
You can plan for a 20-minute conversation. I'll send a few questions in advance as a great starting point for the both of us. Who knows? Our conversation may extend itself.
Can I purchase this item without scheduling a conversation with you?
My charter of staying human while advancing modern retail requires me to stay curious with a level of inquiry fed by face-to-face conversations. Shop items are sold only after chatting face-to-face. If you need specific accommodations for our chat, please let me know.
When do I pay for this item?
A PayPal invoice will be sent to you immediately after we speak. Your purchase will be shipped in 2-3 business days after your payment has been verified.
After an invoice is sent to you, a 24-hour complimentary hold will be place on your item. This means you have one day to remit payment after which the item will be made available to the next customer.
Do you sell this in person?
Future plans to pop-up in real life are in the works!
Can I purchase this item as a gift?
Shop items make for a surprising gift! After you and I coordinate a few details:
Can I return or exchange this item?
Shop items are equal parts product and service. As a result all purchases are final.
How come I haven't received my item?
Items are shipped via United States Postal System, which are trackable and insured. Please contact USPS for tracking or insurance claims.
What size do you wear?
This current one thing is an unsized item, which means it is flowing and meant to fit loosely. I am (almost) 5'5" tall and wear a women's size large.